of course I'm a douche bag

I mean, of course...of course, there's less jobs than expected...of course the Republicans care about hate crimes...of course, there were WMDs with a 45 minute capability...of course you should be scared of being sick and REALLY scared for our little bastards...of course Afghan women have it great...and of course we should lock up any drug abuser and throw away the key...of course the corporations deserve a tax cut...and of course it was hatfill but not the actual scientist (Lt. Col. Philip Zack) that accessed the same lab without proper authorization and of course there will be less terror in Israel without Saddam, I mean of course...