a gross ad that appears on this very site

so I just hit my blog for the heck of it and saw a massive advertisement for W Ketchup...no doubt no self-respecting right-winger would be caught dead eating anything less...especially that crappy Heintz ketchup...I mean dude, they probably, you know, support Castro...puke...and they bravely discuss that very thing:

"Choose Heinz and you're supporting Teresa Heinz and her liberal causes, such as Kerry for President.

Choose W Ketchup and you support the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which provides scholarships to the children of our brave heroes who have fallen in battle. "

hmm, let's see, W or Dumbya as he's affectionately known in lesser circles avoided war as best as possible during Vietnam, but Kerry volunteered...hmmm, what was all that again?

"W Ketchup today confirms media reports that it has been officially denounced by Communists for Kerry. Referring to W Ketchup as “shameless bourgeois propaganda,” Comrade J.F. Che, Great Leader and Field Commander of Communists for Kerry, charged “the sensitive young tomatoes, along with the more mature, hardened plants, lie together in heaps of mangled tomato paste, in the poorly air-conditioned warehouses with no plant food or water, being sadistically tortured by the American capitalist ketchup makers.”

oooh that's right...funny those wacky commie's down south have better health care than us...and offer cigars that even the right's biggest idols admit to smoking...