Corpsegrinder = Band Firer

Centuries ago when they were writing out man's first laws in the Magna Carta, it was established that folks who forgot their instruments for band practice automatically become the Official Band Firer...they have the right to make their own band firing official seal...and they have the right to make up whatever excuse they want...but they don't have the right to get out of it...seriously...here's the rough translation:

54. No one shall be taken or imprisoned on account of the appeal of a woman concerning the death of another than her husband. Any women who doth need firing from thy band, shall thus be fired by thine band member who is found at one day without steed, helmet, sword, or battle axe; and most especially without instrumentation on the day of the Band Sabbath.

ps. I never realized that the Magna Carta had anything about what happens if you die and owe money to the Jews!? weird!

pps. this brings me to the realization along with several interviews I've read or watched on tv recently that I indeed need to learn more about history, especially American Presidential history...crazy!

pps^2. Corpsegrinder, you can't get out of this, this is established law.