the worst story in the history of the universe

"The accident Wednesday, which also killed two young relatives, cast a pall over this small town of about 2,000 people in northern Florida. After hearing of the accident, Barbara Mann's grief-stricken father suffered a heart attack and died."

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I'm sure that our wonderfully sensitive media will not exploit this. I mean it's not like a "runaway bride", terry schiavo, etc.

I mean it's not as if there's any real news stories to cover like, you know a war based on lies, corrupt politicians, outing of a CIA agent, the failure of the government on almost all levels to help its citizens from mother nature, the Bush administration spying on its citizens illegally, or the nomination of a man bent on breaking precedent and hellishly wanting to wreck havoc on the legislative branch to the supreme court...I mean, dude, there's HUMAN EMOTIONS TO EXPLOIT!