forget the trifecta, it's a quadruple bypass!

So first this morning, we all were graciously allowed some reprieve (I'm lying of course since the onslaught of books, made-for-tv movies, and other whoring hasn't occurred yet) with Terry Schiavo's death (which of course we wouldn't have cared about if she was black or ugly, or hell, not in Florida), the pope's been given his last rites (don't think Jesus had antiobiotics while he was suffering), and this all on the heels of the death of Johnny Cochran...oh but the fourth, you ask?

that'd be that former President Gerald Ford who is apparantly on death watch...but that's not official or anything but what I've heard through the grapevine that news organizations are gathering up tapes on him...wowie, it's a cavalcade of death...