it has been determined (part 1)

After careful consideration and consultation with god, it has been determined that men who believe in virgin births are no longer allowed to drive with anti-choice bumper stickers on their cars. This includes the "Smile Your Mom Chose Life" sticker and the "Every time a child dies" one. Men do not have a vagina and thusly will not know what it is like to carry a zygote or embryo. Furthermore, god has said that if you believe in a virgin birth your knowledge of his wizardry with our bodies is arcane and not all together and thusly your opinions should be resigned to such luminious determinations as who makes the best sugar cereal, what would happen if you pee in an electric socket, and if fairies really do leave money for teeth.