awesome bumper sticker!

I saw the funniest bumper sticker this morning...and no it wasn't funny in the way those anti-choice stupid bumper stickers are when they're on a car driven by a white guy who believes that man was made outta clay...but instead it said (insert radically metal drum roll here):

Fat people are harder to kidnap

but the best part is apparantly that's just one of many sayings that can help you eat mints and also apparant is that others have seen it...bizarr-o!