whoa!

Sixth-grader Collin Wyler shows his winning form as he sings the 1975 Styx ballad “Lady” during the first “Bulldog Idol” competition at James Wood Middle School in Winchester on Wednesday. The production, patterned after the “American Idol” television show, featured nine students chosen by their classmates to reach the final round.

It's a damn good thing I don't live in the Winchester area anymore...