making the celeb nonsense look even more lame

who really cares if Bradennifer breaks up when a comet could be a big killer??? but the money cheesy patriotic moment by far is suited in this money quote:

"It will be a one-way trip that NASA hopes will reach a cataclysmic end on the Fourth of July."

so like North Carolina kids everywhere will shout to their step-father after the beating that usually follows a lost job and a severe bender on Mad Dog, Schlitz, and Pabst (excuse my icon folks) up to the mobile reared up on some beat up tires and cinder blocks will be saying "when can we blew shit up like'n this?". well only if you go and join forces and be a member of the salvador option...then you can blew shit up all you want.