and what ARE the possibilities for this convention?

since time travel could in theory be possible, though most likely could result in a conundrum, I'd be fascinated by this convention which is populated by folks who enjoy a little python challenge who might be miffed at the one in Perth and most certainly but not reservedly at the Time Travel Institute, meanwhile the postal service (the real one not the band) are showing their photogenic side and that they indeed miss their maude cum hasselhoff and sure parents will soon insist following that rare stabbing by a needle of their elementary age children, that disintegrators are mandatory along with armed guards and metal detectors, and of course no evolution. oh and we wouldn't want them exposed to anything nasty on cable television

but I think they'd object to any hardcode Ann Coulter love or at least, that's what Colonel Blimp tells us
so sleep tight and don't let the horseheads bite