thankfully Bush is trying to make us safer

but if he fails to win and that crazy liberal from Massachusetts who will you know, like let all the terrorists come in the country and get on welfare and abort their kids somehow wins from some sort of ketchup miracle, then I guess I'll have to go ahead and buy myself a quantum sleeper...cuz you just can't be paranoid enough...(after all they want to kill YOU, even the YOUs in Wyoming!)...