you can't have your whip cream and wear it too

The Parents Television Council filed a complaint against Fox for their ridiculous "Married By America" stunt involving whip cream being licked off of someone's body...seriously though, if a parent is allowing their children to watch stupid ass shows like that in the first place they should be sent to an asylum...what's funny is that this is America folks, this is what we watch, what we want to watch, and what the networks want to give us to watch...the puritanical society that America so dearfully clings to (while watching hardcore porn, going to strip clubs, gambling, etc. behind closed doors) is slowly losing out...gasping for air...honestly I couldn't give one little fuck for Fox's programming or weep for their fines but I've never enjoyed the stoic Parents Television Council's (as if they're not just another conservative censor group) attempt at controlling our airwaves...their argument is one so ridiculously faulted--that children could see something bad LIKE A NIPPLE!--that it's not even worthy the laughter that it ensues...after all, if you don't want your kid to watch it, then don't let them...it IS that simple...