401 keg plan

thought this was pretty funny:

If you had bought $1,000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

The same $1,000 worth of Enron would be worth $16.50.

With Worldcom, that $1,000 would be worth less than $5.

If you had bought $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, had drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.

Based on these figures, my new retirement strategy is to drink heavily and recycle. I call it... my 401 Keg program.