Florida has to tap out of any more "news" stories

After Elian Gonzalez, the '00 Election Debacle, the Hurricanes of '04, and Terry Schiavo Nonsense, Florida is no longer allowed to be in the news for the rest of the decade. They can sneak back in circa 2011 but not a minute sooner. Maybe, the Nuke Florida guy is right after all, though if he thought Gore voters were stupid...whoooweeie wonder what he thinks of Bush supporters?!? besides, Florida kills cats!...really the only cool about Florida is Burt Reynolds but even the power of Smokey and the Bandits can't overcome the suckitude of Florida...