prepare for your head to be ripped off neighbor

so our neighbors rang our doorbell twice with their retarded kid despite the fact that our outside lights were off, plus the stupid bastard starred at my wife from the window...guess what he gets? this upside his creepy fucking head:



mess me with and you're messing with the best or perhaps the beast...as in the BEAST AXE OF DOOM!

I will celebrate halloween thusly

by listening to Helloween and eating Mexican food...TASTE THAT YOU SHIZZ!

I wish I had this professor at JMU

his comments on the esquire article are interesting

Idiot America, it's where people think the world is but 5,000 years old, that dinosaurs (if they existed!!?!) had saddles, apparantly ignore any evidence of evolution (forgot those stupid fruitflies!), and nothing in a book written years ago and was re-translated several times by man can be metaphorical (seriously Mary was a VIRGIN, water got turned INTO wine!), etc...etc.

Hey it's cool, I'm pretty sure that the Greeks and Romans would have been annoyed if they found out we dismissed their religious views as "mythology" too.

Corpsegrinder = Band Firer

Centuries ago when they were writing out man's first laws in the Magna Carta, it was established that folks who forgot their instruments for band practice automatically become the Official Band Firer...they have the right to make their own band firing official seal...and they have the right to make up whatever excuse they want...but they don't have the right to get out of it...seriously...here's the rough translation:

54. No one shall be taken or imprisoned on account of the appeal of a woman concerning the death of another than her husband. Any women who doth need firing from thy band, shall thus be fired by thine band member who is found at one day without steed, helmet, sword, or battle axe; and most especially without instrumentation on the day of the Band Sabbath.

ps. I never realized that the Magna Carta had anything about what happens if you die and owe money to the Jews!? weird!

pps. this brings me to the realization along with several interviews I've read or watched on tv recently that I indeed need to learn more about history, especially American Presidential history...crazy!

pps^2. Corpsegrinder, you can't get out of this, this is established law.

best blog post ever

serious kudos for this one from the great dude over at Evolution Blog...heck his name is Jason (no relation, aside from the same primordial stew we both originated from)

Miers Withdras Nomination!

Can't say I'm super surprised that she withdrew since I thought her nomination was a ploy by Bush in the first place so that the next person he nominates can be some wack job like Janice Brown since it's relatively unheard of to have two nominees in a row rejected...so I guess it's shaping up to be another bad week in the White House...

boy would I like to be sitting in this conference

A special (prosecutor? bad pun I know!) Halloween trick-or-treat involving the Italian Prime Minister and current scandal riddled and politically hobbled personification of the lazy chair...wonder who will poison who's candy?

say what you want

Kilgore totally snubbed Bush...I think it's hilarious to watch how Republicans eat their own (I'm aware that Democrats do it as well, thanks)

desires...

this

and this

and like so much more.

uzbek activist jailed

sign a letter to their government asking for her release following her opposition to the massacre in Andizhan.

between poop and terrorism: the real reason indie rock prevails over Bush-ian scare tactics

Damien Rice is the most popular search term between poop and terrorism, supposedly (scroll or use find text)

2226,poop,92425
2227,damien rice,92278
2228,terrorism,92211

so that's 92K searches for "Damien Rice", wow what a find! just a few short of shit err poop!

loverboy!

damn you normally fucking amazing, you made me take this damn test:

FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm) Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment. You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too. Your exact opposite: The Billy Goat Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving. ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

I dunno, I guess some of it is somewhat close, matches the wife somewhat!...I just think it's hilarious that I'm the LOVERBOY...

for the guitarist who already has a Beamer

You know who you are! but seriously, Revenge Is My Destiny! (shocking videos!)

bush would lose in an election

but he lost two already!

I no longer worry about fatherdom

I can not do any worse than this.

How I've Wasted at Least Ten Minutes Worth of My Life to Date

Right-clicking an AIM name to see what their away message is only to be greeted by this nefarious String of characters:

I am away from my computer right now.
_____________________________________
No Information Provided


seriously, get an away message and stop wasting my damn time on this earth.

dude that's a lot of CDs

I broke the 5,000 CD barrier during my last review session...I think now I get about 10 CDs per day on average, which is just insane...tomorrow I go to the Redskins game...I'll be at the 50 yard line!...and get this, it's for FREE...so yeah, fucka 49ers (aka THE 69-ERS OF SUCK FRANCISCO!)...look for me on TV, I'll be the guy NOT TALKING ON A CELL PHONE

ribbon it up bitch

because the world needs more fucking ribbons

horror stuff

this might make me want to get Showtime again:

On October 28th @ 10 p.m. Showtime will premiere a new series called Masters of Horror. 13 legendary directors of the horror film genre have joined forces to produce a series of new, original horror films that promise to shock, terrify and captivate even the most discriminating horror film fans. These 13 one-hour episodes will air every Friday @ 10pm EST/PST on the Showtime Network. The 13 directors involved include Dario Argento, John Carpenter, Larry Cohen, Don Coscarelli, Joe Dante, Mick Garris, Stuart Gordon, John Landis, Tobe Hooper, and Takashi Milke. They are the minds behind such classics as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Poltergeist, Halloween, Gremlins, The Howling and more.

Please check out more info and show trailers here.

The series will scare the hell out of you, one hour at a time for a duration of 13 weeks.

beer drinkers are smart too

it's not just the pot-smoking hippies that engineer ingenious bongs that are smart, it's also their legal brethren beer drinkers who figured out how to keep a beer cold on a hot day

wouldn't it be darling?

if Cheney was indicted?

smurfs, DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!!

I guess I'm slow but I just found this...Smurfs war video...you can get some footage here

Dude, you're a loud neighbor.

that's not what my neighbor said but it's surprising considering the new additions to the band room:

Carbomb's cabinet!



Jimmy's cabinet!



I sure am excited about band practice now-a-days...

not quite sure

after a weekend of the up and down Internets (curses Comcast!) and great band practice, I sat down to finish up writing the rest of my reviews for the weekend...some good stuff...can't wait to listen to the new Allister album...and for some reason I stumbled upon this and while the blog is in French and I don't speak a lick of it I really dug the photo which seems simple I know but takes me back to our wonderful European vacation...boy do I miss that area...even France!

Cabinets!

Oh no.

The Mir guitarists called ahead of practice to inform me that they'd be a bit late but we coming with cabinets...of course being a drummer, my first reaction was thinking to myself, "thanks but I don't have THAT many books"...sigh, corpsegrinder will have to turn it to 11. I will be deaf.

whatever happened to these guys?

while I know I don't listen to any radio outside of WTOP (Bob Marburg damn you!!) and C-Span Radio, I sure haven't heard anyone talk about Jimmie's Chicken Shack since like '98 or so...

this is you, stop it!

you fucktard

SOS

no not the Monolith song but to Safeguard Organic Standards! tell your congressperson today!

fear the iraq!

one of the funnier urban dictionary entries...

a rove zinger

beyond miller: Rove and Cheney

closed fucking captioned

Dane Cook is incredible.

wembley!

probably the best site ever!

enough said

seriously. my friend and her fiance are totally awesome. after all he makes VIDEOGAMES...and she swears that she has bigger boobs that the girls at Hooters! I can't wait to finally meet him!

a blast from the past

we can all wish we were this freakin' smart

christopher columbus day

is making me booooored.

world beard championships

I've got a feeling who will be winning next year's championship...

the best online friend EVER!

April is the best!!!!

Gang voKILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what are you doing today??!?!? JERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hawthorne Heights Needs You! Contribute Vocals On The New Record!

A message from Hawthorne Heights:
Hey guys,
We need your help singing a part on our new album! If you live in the NYC or Hoboken, NJ area and are available on Monday, October 10th please send a submission to the following email address:
Hawthornegangvocals@victoryrecords.com

We only need 25 people, and mostly guys, but girls are not discouraged. We will let you know on Sunday, October 9th via email. The recording will be on Monday between 2 and 4 pm. This is also a chance to be a part of our history. We will also let you hear 2 new songs from the new album.

Thanks Yall...
Hawthorne Heights"

Introducing Jack Tripper

Yes I realize that each of my cats is named after a television character, Alli G (Da Alli G Show), Dharma (Dharma and Greg--canceled JERKS!), and now Jack Tripper (Three's Company, DUH!)

so there's more pictures of chicago and the washington DC protest if you click here...taste it!

busy signal...

"I want to hear you try to help me. I want to see you try to save me. I can feel it in my hands every time i dial. Oh dear god help me please because I don't want to die. 1, 2 , 3, 4, dead! It's all a lie exactly like I said. I did it. It's the time, the best time, 7 or 11, 10 or 9. Hang it up, try again. There're been a couple of really bad nights and I wasn't sure if i was going to make it. It's all I could do to stop myself from picking up phone. But now it's either I tie up the line or I let it...swing."

NORMALLY FUCKING AWESOME!

I work with this amazing cat Lord Byron AKA normally freejack AKA normally complaining AKA normally grouchy...but I'll tell you one thing...he also goes by normally FUCKING AWESOME...but sadly...he's never normally drunk...and that's where I fully intend to step in...so this one's for him...

Mother Nature fights back

Mother Nature is pissed off at us and yet people still think there's no such thing as global warming...well what of the worst earthquake in a century, following huge and devastating hurricanes, and deadly mudslides...this year El Nino is expected to hit us with a harder winter...so keep that in mind as you fill up your car with lousy gas mileage...and vote Republican because those guys sure do know how to keep the Earth safe and help out the little guy

LOLZ, harriest miers' blog!

she's the queen of lotto!

Mir action shots

Corpsegrinder takes good photos

first trip for my first kid

will definitely be to dinosaur land...YES!

rove to be indicted?

that would be amazing...and might be more possible than we all think...there's apparantly some internet rumors that Bush and Cheney might be found for collusion as well though they won't be indicted...I think that the Miers nomination will result in nihil as she steps down in the next couple of weeks with further hopes for distraction especially since the Plame investigation is starting to heat up again and might involved Rovian indictments...look for a psycho to be nominated in her place so everyone starts talking about that instead of the indictments...

she's totally qualified

Harriet Miers might not have ever been a judge but she was the chairwoman of the Texas Lotto!!!! and if perpetuating the poor people's tax in Texas doesn't get your foot in the door in the Supreme Court I don't know what will...gotta admit I was surprised he didn't nominate Judge Janice Brown though I'm sure his GOP friends would have been pissed if he had nominated a black lady...boy Gonzales isn't gettin' any love huh?

sports are the best

1.) Rams jersey (check!)
b.) Cold beer in my mini fridge (check!!)
iii.) Redskins and Red Sox in High Definition on my wide screen TV (check!!!)

doesn't get much better on a Sunday afternoon...

I like to take a seat when it's night-time at least

yes I do...because fucka bad spray and wake up with the walls wet, because that's some shit.

I hate fox.

Not even because they're a conservative piece of shit excuse for a "network" (Al Bundy and Simpsons excluded, and ok, the first Joe Millionaire) but because the Boston and Yankee game is being broadcast by Fox but not MY FOX...why? because those dumbasses are broadcasting the Washington Nationals/Phillies game at four and couldn't be bothered to HAVE TWO FUCKING BASEBALL GAMES WITH PLAYOFF CONSIDERATIONS ON THE SAME FUCKING DAY...seriously I fucking hate fox...a LOT. no really, I would smile if WTTG went bankrupt solely because everyone boycotted them for today's stupid ass decision that was most likely something sinister that Rupert Murdoch came up with right after buying myspace...ARGH, I seriously hate him and Fox and it all...FUCK YOU YANKEES DIE!

well, I'll be glad to let you guys know that soon I'll be eight years old...

the hammer and such

Since DeLay feel victim to his own stupidity and power-driven madness, Bush is feeling the brunt of his slackdom and relative careless "leadership", and Frist is being investigated for yet another in a long line of corrupt political misuses of power (seriously those assholes should not be allowed to own ANY stocks period) it only figures that we need to have a terrorist attack to distract us...then again, that only proves how ineffective and ridiculous the "war on terror" is in the first place...besides the real distraction probably is in the form of a broken engagement...Paris dumped Paris!...weird!

feeling better

my body is coming back together again after a few days of being ill...so I just went out to Blockbuster and got the documentary about Deep Throat (the porno not the whistle blower) and the dude behind the counter totally dissed me when I said truthfully that my wife wanted me to rent this...he's all "yeah sure"...it totally made me laugh, that was awesome!...also I went to the Giant and laughed as I noticed a Giant worker Windex'ing the brick wall to clean it...dude, Windex is for glass!

go Boston!!! go Rams!!! go Redskins!!!

I was writing up some reviews just now and the new Helloween album is amazing...seriously, it's crunked up!