new bjork is a must-get

I can't wait till my filthy hands touch the soon-to-be-relic known as "Medulla" by Bjork...it's supposed to be predominantly vocal with even a great throat singer...very excited about that...also in case you ever wondered who my cat was named after there ya go...also check out the two worldview collision...it's good stuff.

and the psychosis grows deeper

I mean, the RNC actually thinks that they can invade Johnny Cash's memory and say that he was one with them?...but as the plots thickens around the AIPAC getting our nation's secrets and passing them on to Israel, it seems as if something else might be a-foot...compelling if nothing else...

the even more psychotic laura

the voice of the blond shill coyote scream is among us...and growing louder...what's with these psychos? were they beaten by their fathers and molested in their church?...or is it something even more sinister, like wanting to sell books? if it's the latter than they have it done...making such ridiculous comments as killin' em all and converting them to christianity...or saying that by taking the middle road you're saying you agree with the Warsaw ghetto uprising and Hilter's death camps...right coulter...why doesn't she follow her own advice? or suggesting that racial profiling is ok from the lips of a minority...bizarre flip-flop world these frighteningly distorted conservative figures are aren't they?...and they're all women!...that's right, they're on the side that says that women should be at home making babies, and shouldn't have the right to vote, talk, fuck, or do anything other than being in the kitchen making us men a sandwich...the side that says that women committed original sin (it had nothing to do with a penis I swear!)...wow, they're so fanatically dumb it's given new meaning to obtuse!

could you beeeeee anymore insane?

than in you wrote in a vote for mel gibson?...it shows how ridiculously obtuse the RNC is when the biggest story (excuse the silly pun, I hate it when people make fun of his weight, that's just stupid) is Michael Moore but hey it just further proves my point that McCain has officially dived off the deep end...perhaps it was due to the attacks that he has an illegitimate black child that Rove accused him of having in 2000...I mean really, he supports a dude that didn't want to go to Vietnam and rails against a fellow vet who did...fuck McCain, he's the biggest flip-floppers of them all...and fuck the people who want to bring on the rapture!...but in a time and place when so-called Log Cabin Republicans fight for some sort of voice in the mainstream of Republican diatribe while their own get beaten out of races because they're gay...although I do have to say that the hypocrisy of Schrock was and is well documented and I think that he's worse than a racetraitor like Clarence Thomas...but hell it's not as if our world is ever fair or spouting of freedom right?...what a sad state of affairs...I have all of next week off and I will spend some of my time while not being nurse to my wife, on the telephone calling my representatives...and most assuredly asking Congressman Rohrabacher to resign as we can't let someone so obviously idiotic and juvenile be in the House let alone be the Chairman of the House Science Committee's Space and Aeronautics Subcommittee..I mean that's just stupid

we all live in ameri-CA

my republican friend sent me this Rammstein video saying that it was a good song despite its "anti-american tripe"...haha I dunno, not the best song in the world but the video was kind of neat...course it's not like counting bodies to the rhythm of the war drums...of course he also hates france cuz they're "cowards"...silly ain't it?...I can namecall too! we're a bunch of PUSSIES for invading a country that doesn't have inter-continental missiles...we're a bunch of PUSSIES for corrupting South American elections...we're a bunch of PUSSIES for propping up a government that has terrorists as its leaders and then calling it the beacon of democracy in the Middle East...we're a bunch of PUSSIES for not believing in the good our country could do...and more stuff.

watch out it's black people! and they're VOTING!

great new ad posted on the moveon site shows precisely what the GOP fears--blacks voting...speaking of blacks voting (sort of) I watched the MTV video awards last night--well part of them--why is it that EVERYTHING is hip-hop or R&B...or lame brit-christina-avril pop...can we ever expect MTV to play something like Canvas Solaris or perhaps Love Drug? hell I'll even go for some Keane!...but maybe that's like Andrew Sullivan thinking that Bush will go the route of McCain and Guiliani rather than Santorum and Delay...and by the way have I said how absolutely stunning my wife is recently?...she just got a new acoustic guitar for her birthday and boy does she look great...I love her more than anything...enough sappiness!

oh and in case you were wondering

I only need three more people to sign up to get my iPod...rest assured you will be thanked!!!...and I'll do the same for you...maybe.

toothy fairy

those dates are posted Mr. Anonymous...anyways, this weekend was wrought with slight jaw pain as I recovered from my wisdom tooth extraction...note that I said "tooth" as I needed my last two out but one was too impacted so I have a referral to an oral surgeon...grr!...anyways it didn't hurt as much as the first two and I have more or less recovered quickly...although its still a bit tender...there's a sequel to Clerks in the works...whoohoo!...I d/led the XP Service Pack 2 yesterday and it seems to be working just great...comes packaged with higher grade software firewalls and other likeminded security features...though I'm sure most will suffer from the Anti-Virus software not being found by windows thing...not a problem really as I don't want my a/v software reporting its status to a windows component...also I watched the protests in NYC on CSPAN sunday afternoon...freakin' incredible...just absolutely stirring...had a great laugh at the virginia tech stomping that they took...made fun of a co-worker about it--she's a big VT nerd...I don't think she liked it...oh well, I don't care, they suck and they need to know it!...I hate how much money we give to a college just because its football program is good...what happened to the important things in college...like education?...anyways I won the super bowl in madden 2005...whoohoo! go Gibbs!

sunday sunday sunday

as I download service pack 2 I look back upon my weekend...unfortunately I couldn't have both of my remaining wise teeth removed...one was too impacted so I have to go to an oral surgeon...boo...probably will wait until after the wife's foot surgery before I do that...going to IKEA today to go pick up some CD containers to put the billions of CDs that are laying around away in...blech...also finished my first year in Madden 2005...ugh, I made some major salary cap mistakes and am going to be tasting it...but hey I won the super bowl with joe gibbs...whoohoo!...I'm about to go out and cut the grass...what domesticated fun that is...my jaw still is sore and the medicine made and makes me loopy as all hell...need to study today and read the first chapter in my book...the spy thing going on in the Pentagon is some bullshit...

the best white meat

the better white meat is tofu...but sadly who can go a week without some good pho even in the form of posts?...and get your learn on and find out why pho's so damn hot and did you see dickhole of the RNC on the daily show the other night? damn that was probably the funniest one ever...Jon Stewart pushed for Bush to come on the show...even promised him a shirt and a hat...but I guess the lies of the Bush administration works somewhat...it's a shame, I don't understand how someone who actually WENT to war could support a dickhead that avoided it...for a society who yelled and screamed at Clinton for dodging the draft to pull a 180 and support a fucknut who basically only went to the dentist the whole time in the national guard is just horrible...and more and more often, I'm starting to think that McCain has lost his marbles...and it appears that I'm not the only one facing the drudgery of back to school-itis...'course I'm only taking one class...and so far so good...I'm actually enjoying it a bit...after I get my last two wisdom teeth pulled this afternoon I'll be reading my first assignment and going over my notes...cool, I'm a nerd!

that's my bush

custom bush that is!

just when you thought bush/cheney '04 bumper stickers piss you off

you roll up next to my car...and to point the Goonies I will soon be promoting "LASER BEAMS!"...gotta love Chunk.

driving an SUV?

please pull it over and shoot yourself in the head...thanks for fucking over the entire world...actually that's a tad harsh I suppose...I mean what with all the other nonsense in the world cruising on bad skids with oil...but when you find out that over a million barrels are lost due to depletion it gets you kind of nasty...but those same buttheads that kept telling you not to worry that it won't run out until 2230 or something will probably say that you know global warming doesn't exist (but a virgin mother can have God's kid)...blah. I'm tasting it.

get a free iPod!

not sure how much truth there is to this whole offer but if all you have to do is join dumb BMG then why the heck not?...besides I like music...so basically you follow this link and then sign up and then refer others who sign up and then they ship it to you...and before you say it's a total scam, the person who sent this to me actually DID get one...so there pooopy pants...whoohoo!

where's that money?

I'm sure you've been wondering where all that music licensing money goes haven't you?...today or should I say tonight I start my NOVA class for Statistics...yeehaw fun cowboy...ack!...also did a ton of new reviews for Smother.Net this past weekend, plenty of good shit...also a rough spot happened this past weekend in my quest to start my own record label as my brother-in-law's album was delayed indefinitely because of mixing/mastering problems (ie. the guy that was going to do it finked out at the last minute)...it sucks but now he's on a plane to south korea...glad I'm not having to be in a plane for 20 hours...word...

observations and the like

I don't think I've ever been more angry than when I past a van full of young kids and their redneck mother boasting a bumper sticker proclaiming that marriage = (and then a stick figure girl and a stick figure man)...how fucked up is that?...why do we as a nation spread such vicious hate?...I bet you they've never even known a gay person before...*sigh*...so that was the start to my overtly crummy weekend...some stuff I'm working on at work has people spun up in a stupid overture of dumb...but hey I could have dropped acid and thought that I was J.Lo and then created a cool puppet movie and spent 12-14 hour days working on it...or I could be refusing an award that Bush bestowed upon me while taking tips on how to write a letter by Sen. John Kerry...you know that guy who everyone wants to lie about...while I think to myself that, damn I only ran an 11 second 100mm dash when I was in track...but at least no one's trying to bust my balls over it

team america

From the creators of South Park comes Team America...a movie starring marionettes...hahaha this looks so funny.

pho shizzle

get your pho on while avoiding the law and feds cracking down on you hardcore...tonight I just may go to the 9:30 Club and see Gomez play...I have decided that I'm going to start my own record label/publicity company, which already will have two artists on its roster...ok that sounds so pro but in reality it's just my dRed project (I'm almost done the album that I started like four years ago!) and my brother-in-law...basically I'll be concentrating on the promotions and publicity portions at first and then try to get other artists on the roster...baby steps my friends...last night I watched Sixteen Candles, which on a new viewing presents me with how completely non-politically correct that movie was...they beat down on all the stereotypes...but who cares I think it's funny shit...but they'd never get away with that nowadays...you know I'm liberal but I think political correctness can get way too carried away...especially if you're just making jokes...if you can't laugh at yourself or others than you're already dead...

george bush: you're fired

help out the Human Rights Campaign put plenty of trucks driving around New York City during the RNC that say "George Bush: You're Fired!"...how awesome is that?...oh and in case you're wondering, no I didn't win the lottery...what a waste of six bucks...at least it wasn't five...cuz I hate five bucks...

find out how much mercury is in your body

By donating your hair to Greenpeace, you can participate in a great study to find out the levels of Mercury in people's systems from around the country...find out more about the dangers of Mercury...

another good t-shirt site

http://www.sinfulshirts.com has a wide assortment of wickedly mean yet amazing amusing shirts...wear 'em in pride...I'm torn between The Shocker and Donkey Punch...

new words

some new good ones include keener:

keen2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kn)
n.
A loud, wailing lament for the dead.

intr.v. keened, keen·ing, keens
To wail in lamentation, especially for the dead. See Synonyms at cry.

[From Irish Gaelic caoineadh, from caoninim, I lament, from Old Irish caínim, coínim, perhaps of Brittonic origin.]

caterwaul:

cat·er·waul ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ktr-wôl)
intr.v. cat·er·wauled, cat·er·waul·ing, cat·er·wauls
To cry or screech like a cat in heat.
To make a shrill, discordant sound.
To have a noisy argument.

n.
A shrill, discordant sound.

and the newly minted shart:

a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

I sharted at the party last night and
went home pronto to change my clothes.


use them at will, and don't forget to taste it!, by the way that definition is incorrect and I've added mine so hopefully they'll post what I put in there which is:

Something that universally and distinguishly sucks to a tremendous magnitude. Typically used as an insult.

Pete needs to taste it!
Man, today is totally tasting it.

"I'll make you famous"

don't you just wish your blog was this earthshattering?...

helium!

for those purveyors of everything helium...when you're not busting down Pakistani rhymes or trading your booty for some votes against Bush...or breakdancing like Soundwave...especially where there's ways to spell Viagra...

Borat's hit single

dude, the funniest show on earth was played on Da Ali G show a couple of weeks ago...me and my brother in law were trying to figure it out...anyways I found a site that lists the lyrics and has a video clip of it...go to www.throwthejewdownthewell.com...and before anyone gets huffy you should realize that Ali G is Jewish...be mad at the rednecks singing along...

it's amazing how long a little hair will go

know what I mean?

wordsmith battles bush

this is awesome...it's a video called Slam Bush featuring the maestro himself, Wordsmith...freakin' rad...check it out

no more blogging for bush

The CIA have officially asked Bush to stop blogging...all funny stories aside it's pretty ironic that because of a Bush leak, we lost a valuable asset in the war on terror--the topic he's supposedly so strong on...which of course has never been true despite what Fox and the GOP want to smear around...in addition, Bush has jumped ship from his own letter against smear campaigns...so surprise surprise...what a douche bag...and in the days where you can get your videogame dancing one only wishes that he could attend the premiere of Nicotina which looks like a pretty cool movie...some are already saying that the President's pick for the head of the CIA may not be the right one while he touts the GOP talking points like "got books full of that stuff"...ack, looks like another good fight in a Senate confirmation if you ask me...especially when the asshole mocks the investigation of what would he one of his own analysts being outted by suggesting, "somebody sends me a blue dress and some DNA, I'll have an investigation."...ugh.

blogger ate my last post

that I posted last week...things have been busy both at work and at home...was just able to go get the new Madden NFL ps2 game...after a harrowing adventure of my playstation not wanting to read the disc...ACK! it finally did...I played till around midnight and then finally went to bed...unfortunately I haven't been able to figure out how to nuke the salary cap...damn it!...oh well...anyways while I've been trying to watch my weight a bit and get in better shape and have only been mildly successful (in my eyes, I mean I only weigh 139 and am 5'7", which ain't fat), I could be far worse...been working on a project dubbed "Project X" at work...how silly is that?...ridiculous if you knew what it was, but hey I'm sworn to secrecy!...hahaha...whatever...could it be that the Yankees might be fearful of their own october surprise?...I'd hesitate to say yes only because Torre such a good coach but I'll tell you this, I think it's hilarious that they could never get Randy Johnson who came away looking like a dumb prick for wanting to only go to the Yankees...oh well...just got my car back from getting its front brakes fixed...yeehaw...ugh, so tired of bills and debt, it totally sucks...mental note to anyone reading this--DO NOT GET LOCKED INTO DEBT AT AN EARLY AGE!...I have some $14,000 in debt (most is my wife's damn it!) that doesn't include our hefty mortage...ugh, never have enough money I suppose...oh well it could be worse, I could be one of the millions of unemployed that Bush's screwing over day after day...

fire it up

I forgot to post about my barbeque mishap that happened a couple of days ago...well I learned the hard way not to use a lighter to light a propane grill!...I pressed the ignition switch several times and it did nothing...ARGH!...ignition switch has yet to work (bastard)...anyways I couldn't find any matches so I went and got the long lighter we use to light candles and put it in the match hole...BALLLLOOOOWWWW! great ball of fire leapt into my face...I burnt my nose!...boo! now I have burnt fried skin on my nostrils...blah, totally sucks...now I'm not pretty...darn...this day will not end...I've determined that...lately I've been working on a project that some ding dong dubbed "Project X"...silly name eh? especially if you knew what the project entailed...lame...but at least I'm learning some new stuff...not too much else is going on...pretty damn bland...tonight I go to Jaxx to see some band play that my brother-in-law said he wanted to go and see/support...yeeehaw!...hopefully they're old school metal...last night I had a wild dream that I was at a hardcore show and in college although I was married...and it was fun, and I woke up missing college for some reason...I dunno, sometimes I miss those days...there was a lot of drama that I definitely don't miss but at the same time it was always great being in a place where you could meet new people your age all the time...sometimes I feel like I didn't make the most of it ya know?...certainly a heap of regrets and "oh damn I wish"'s or "I would've done it this way now"'s...ah, well...I think I may go home and play with my turntables a bit before I go out tonight...tomorrow night we're supposed to go see some rap group play at "Sharpshooters" in Manassas...yikes!...that ought to be funny...weird scene but whatever...one more hour and I can di di mau!

are you a phatty bo batty?

according to the government several athletes and famous people are overweight or obese...maybe that's why our country has such a problem with obesity!? anyways find out if you're to scale...I was "Government Approved" at a hefty BMI of 22!...yikes...

seeing Fahrenheit 9/11 in Crawford, Texas

street closings and terror stuff

my wife called me at work and we talked a bit...didn't get to see her last night as I was laying down some drum tracks for my brother inlaw's new album which is wholly inspired via his trip to India...anyways she told me that they've officially closed the road by her work as she works at C-Span which is next to Union Station and across from the Capitol...scary stuff but since the intelligence is a tad old, like 3 years old I'm not too worried...but those security bumps are what I blame for the lame non bounce for Kerry, although one could surmise that it also had something to do with the networks not covering and/or scripting the entire convention...as The Daily Howler would tell it at least...oh yeah, and I got the new Prodigy album which features a sample of Michael Jackson's "Thriller"'s killer bassline...oh yeah, and fuck zell miller...he's a doghound for the GOP and just utterly lame...blah he makes me sick.

cheney don't like your race no how!

Dick Cheney recently in an effort to further the bigot agenda had requested proof that a journalist was a particular race because race matters despite our nation's claim of unity even if it's not got an ounce of truth in it with all the dire of GOP Hypocrisy whose deplorable whining has taken on Limbaugh-ian stature...I mean when you think that they DO support the death penalty but feel that abortion kills innocents is just complete justification for destruction of the republican party (odd google bombing eh?)...I just worry of The Nader Effect...why can't more GOPers embrace the Libertarian Party?...hell its probably the way more people feel than they know...

cheesy meeting?

so yesterday our CEO gave us a rally speech to inspire us to you know, kick ass, take (domain) names and what not...well he told us about one of our customers who apparantly pulls in around 3 MM...pretty rad since they sell football sausages and other varieties of cheese...I just thought it was funny because for some reason his speech reminded me of a politician's...you know like when they talk about some old grandma in Iowa who went up and said how crazy her life is but that she's been squirrelling away her savings to give it up to the Party...yeah. as Russell Simmons would say "I hope you're inspired..."

young people will vote?

got this press release in my e-mail today, I thought it was worthy of posting...

Young people will vote in this election like never before due to the
proliferation of hip hop stars who are urging people to vote - It's a
brand extension of black people and hip hop, according to Emil Wilbekin,
Creative Director of The Marc Echo collection, and former Editor of Vibe
Magazine. "In its earliest days, hip hop was political, and then evolved
to become a strictly materialistic, financial industry, and now with its
tremendous success has evolved full circle to become once again a
political movement. As black people have more money, they need more power
in established circles, and these movements embody the neo-civil rights
movement."

"Hip hop is the most powerful cultural movement since rock and roll, and
the leaders of the black and urban communities are finally recognizing it
and stepping up to ensure our prominence is also noticed in politics."

Emil Wilbekin is widely regarded as one of America's leading urban
visionaries, and is a former Editor in Chief of Vibe Magazine, and
provides frequent expert commentary on music, urban culture, and fashion
for numerous television outlets and programs, including NBC's Today, CNN,
The Fox News Channel, BET, MTV, and VH1.

posters

interesting site that has some old school 50's and 60's movie posters

to the moon and the west white house

No sorry, it's not the death star but just a small moon folks...and the new parody video by Will Ferrell against Bush is hilarious...da ali g show was pretty darn funny last night...as was the Bill Maher show...Rep. David Dreir was a total douche bag as usual (he's the chair of the House Rules committee) and Michael Moore ripped him a new one...it was great...also quite amusing to see Mr. Moore and Mr. Maher get on their knees begging Ralph Nader not to run...Dreir wound up leaving in a huff and the whole show has caused a wild array of discussion on the HBO boards...and since I haven't as yet posted about my dad's wedding--it went great...got to see all my family which was awesome...pictures are forthcoming--I need to finish up that disc first...also my tomatoes have bottom end rot...damn it poison and blud!...argh!...oh yippee and now I have a "business review" meeting that I have to go to in an hour...fun.