cardinal attacks chavez

castillo is a douche...I'm sure that the Catholic Church has the best interests in mind and this has nothing to do with the rich who were angered by Chavez's take on the oil industry...

and now I think it's time to go home

I think denial of service attacks are dumb.

it's 5am where's your website?

because mine is live!

tonight

wow, it's ridiculously late, I've been up since 8am (that was probably a bad idea)...I now have been here going on 5 and a half hours...yippee...but this evening before I came in I saw this movie called "Hostage" with Bruce Willis...man that movie blew me away...Ben Foster stole the show playing a total creep...

I NEED BEER

actually if I drank any beer right now, I would probably fall asleep...seriously, doing releases kind of blows sometimes...I probably won't be getting home until at 4am now...

preparing for a long night

tonight I have to go into work to help supervise a release that I've worked on for the past five months or so...it will be cathartic to say the least...I tried to stay up late last night but I failed going to sleep at 1am...boo...I won't be done tonight until sometime around 3am if all goes well...I sure hope it does...otherwise I'll be one sleepy sonofabitch...sunday I'll probably be sleeping for most of the day but I want to try to get up in the afternoon hours if I can so that I can watch a baseball game...today we went up to meet some friends at the cheesecake factory...so I'm ridiculously full from a huge lunch...I'm listening to Lorene Drive, a fantastic new band on Lobster Records...wow did I just do a "currently listening to" like post?...man, I might need to say what my current mood is or something next...anonymous, you're welcome, the site does rule

fetusmart

get yours today

this site is incredible

this place makes awesome t-shirts/posters...stuff about oil, war, terrorism, jimmy swaggert, and benny hinn (yes the douche that said that homosexuals will be cleansed from this earth by fire in '95--looks like that didn't happen now did it? guess Jesus and God were a little off on their predictions to him)...and for those of you who don't know much about this Uganda torturer and overall dickhead, please get wiki'ed...

oh donkey please become unfucked

it's our only hope...

taste it bitches

taste it bitches...

go chavez it's your birfday

apparantly Venezuelans actually like being in a socialist nation...duh, because it's first and foremost FOR the people...not FOR the corporations...die capitalist pigs, die! (I say hoping to add a nice DLP wide screen TV to my basement home theatre system soon)...hey, I'm a hypocrite but at least I don't drive no SUV no-how!

i hate delay

help stop his $1.5 billion corporate giveaway to Big Oil

traverse in reverse

the myth

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the supreme court detraction

so yeah, anyways now that we're going to finally find out more about Judge Roberts and his evasive tactics...the Washington Post has a blog about it...

fucka privatization

I hate privatization...it almost never works...but Virginia might considering doing that to the Dulles Toll Road for a mere billion bucks...a group of investors would get its revenue for 50 years in exchange for the billion smackers...now if it generated enough money to have a surplus of $28.5 million dollars in ONE year, imagine what it will generate in 50 years...you do the math...it's a helluva lot more than what they're fronting...plus this doesn't say whether there'd be any cost/price control...what a mistake...I hate virginia, I hate republicans, and I hate conservative ninnies who think that privatizing works...it fucking doesn't.

madden, money, and motherfuckers

just got back from pre-ordering the new Madden game...boy I can't wait for that to come out!...I have a feeling I might be sick the next day...so this afternoon I left work early so I could go get my refund check for my car's cadillac converter (yes I know my spelling's off, but I swear it should just be "cadillac" converter--could you imagine if your car could switch Go-Bot style into a cadillac?) since it's replacement is covered under a federal warranty due to the Clean Air Act (whoohoo!) and low and behold the stupid dealer actually gave me back not only the money for the part but the labor too which according to the law they don't have to do...so I made off with a couple hundred extra bucks...excellent!...speaking of video games, IGN released their Top 100 Games of all Time and each day is adding to the countdown...so far they've included a bunch of games that I love...but there's twenty left, my bet is there's at least one of the other GTA's plus Super Mario Bros. up there and of course Pac-Man...I'm going to have to read this in more detail later...and lastly, I hate it when dudes stare at my wife and check her out...yes I know she's hot, but damn it, she's my wife...I'll beat you up ya shizz!

the new updates to google's personalized homepage

are pretty amazing...you should check it out...AJAX to the max!

I am old.

Yes I just turned 27...most everyone seems to say "no you're not old"...well damn it, I feel old...this past weekend I had a little get-together that was pretty fun...some of my family came, co-workers, the wife's family, bandmates, and some friends...it was a rockin' good time (at least I thought so)...plus the best part is that a TON of beer was left over...that I get to drink...whoohoo!...so this Rove thing needs to stay in the news...I think it was lame that they put forth this anti-choice nobody for the supreme court in an obvious attempt to change the talk in washington...this weekend is the release of the project I've been working on since Feb of this year...it'll feel great to have it finally out in the real world...this afternoon I'm going to leave work and go pick up a refund check for part of the work that was done on my car since it was covered by a federal warranty...the guy on the phone was all trying to kiss my ass as if his company didn't just try to royally screw me over...fuck that guy...I hate car places, it makes me want to learn more about cars so I can be all like, whatever I know what's going on bitches...but that's not going to happen...

money related stuff

so apparantly China revalued the yuan and in more personal news, I checked out my quarterly 401k statement and it kicked ass...blue chips did well and my "health sciences" fund (made up of Big Pharmaceuticals and other health-related fascist companies) had ridiculously good positive market fluctations...everything in my portfolio performed well in the positive with the exception of my slight investment in an income equity fund which was flat...now that the yuan was revalued you'd think I'd o have to switch some of my investments around but it doesn't appear that it's going to have much real impact at least not immediately...UGH...the US Congress still needs to step in and pressure China to change their trade policies...

I should have done this site

with as many funny 8x10 photos as I've gotten for Smother.Net I could easily do busts like this or that or even this...I mean really...I should be ashamed that I didn't think of this first...damn it.

dude it's Mr. Ed!

man dies while having sex with horse...sure does make me want to move to Seattle...

two movies for me to get excited about

a smurf movie and a transformers movie...wow...let's hope Will Smith has nothing to do with either of these projects...

the new play that is sweeping the nation

saw this in something related to work but I thought it worthy to pass along...it's the scope monkey trial written in play form...wow the testimony really scares me...everyone's entitled to their belief but it scares me to know that the judge opened up the case with a prayer...I mean, how ridiculous and in direct violation of our religious freedoms is that?...could you imagine if he opened up court by bowing to Mecca...obviously everyone has their own beliefs...and those beliefs belong to the person NOT the people...

more reasons to love aphex twin

rubber johnny...this has been spreading around the Internet for a couple of days now and I love it...more aphex twin for everyone...!

there goes the internet

uh oh, looks like Rupert Murdoch strikes again...this time Fox is buying Myspace.com...ACK! what will happen to all the boob shots and stupid hip-hop video streams!?!?

long but fun weekend

I took this past Friday off to do a bunch of house-related chores and what not to prep my basement for painting...we wound up painting it "Cafe Mocha" instead of the radly named "Ten Gallon Hat" brown...the paint is sort of like a purplish brown color...looks good I think...I'm still a tad sore from the rolling--we did two coats man!...the rest of the weekend was also quite eventful...Saturday we took in a minor league game which was a whole heck of a lot of fun...our seats were right on the 3rd base side literally three rows from the field...a foul ball landed ten feet behind me and some kids raced to go grab it...before then we ate at Macaroni Grill with our friends and their kid...that was a lot of fun...later Sunday my in-laws stopped by for some dinner...my father-in-law dyed his hair red just for shits and giggles which made me laugh out loud...also caught a couple red sox games and disappointedly watched them not win...damn it!...today has already been a pain in the ass with me fixing something that we've fixed at least 5 times already...very frustrating...I'm excited for this weekend as I have a little get-together for my b-day...ugh I can't believe I'm going to be 27 years old...I feel old sometimes...not all the time but my body aches a lot due to tendonitis and other various things...most likely much of it is due to stress (at least that's why I thought I was having panic attacks)...but more or less my stress level has been considering down...yippee I gotta run to a meeting...in my new shoes by Steve Madden!

lickin' da butt

"And really, there's no reason to be licking anything for that long, let alone a girl's butt. Her poo could be actual Swiss chocolate, and it still wouldn't make sense to lick that thing for more than twenty minutes tops."

my wife turned me onto this blog and I'm totally addicted...

why I won't vote for Hillary

this letter

furthermore I'd like to state for the record that if you're a parent and allow your child such free-roaming ability to have that much cash (the game cost easily $50 when it came out) and the transportation to the mall or store to purchase it, then to top it off you're not remotely paying enough attention to what your child is playing, then you deserve to have some lewd shit fall into their hands...little bastards.

somewhere Small Wonder is taking it all off

if winnie cooper can so can this lass:



seriously this is absolutely filthy...but the best part is that apparantly V.I.C.K.I. sang on The 700 Club "Say Yes (to Jesus)" as a co-hostess. my, were her fans and family were proud that day I'd imagine...

calling Bush's bluff

this is so money:

"Despite carefully worded denials, it is now apparent that Karl Rove discussed the identity of an undercover CIA agent with a reporter. His clear aim was to discredit that agent's husband who had dared to challenge the Administration in the buildup to the war.

There appears to be no limit to the lengths to which Rove - and this Administration - will go. But, there is a limit to the patience of the American people - and we have reached it. President Bush has a choice to make: Spend the months ahead focused on protecting Karl Rove's job security or spend them focused on protecting America's national security.

We are asking the President and the White House to do what they promised. When the scandal first broke, here's what the President's spokesman, Scott McClellan, said:

If anyone in this Administration was involved in it, they would no longer be in this Administration." (9/29/03, White House press briefing). Now we will find out if the Administration honors its word. Call on President Bush to keep his word and fire Rove now:

http://www.johnkerry.com/firerove"

I just bought a bunch of new domains

since I had a coupon for some...plus network solutions is having a big sale, each for $11.99...speaking of that, if you want to try out their hosting package I have some coupons (man I feel like such a shill):

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sushi even my wife would like

because it's chocolate not fish

I need a new videogame

what should I get?

"With the noise in the background of a televised war"

"And the world’s got me dizzy again
You think after 22 years I’d be used to the spin
And it only feels worse when I stay in one place
So I’m always pacing around or walking away
I keep drinking the ink from my pen
And I’m balancing history books up on my head
But it all boils down to one quotable phrase
If you love something, give it away

A good woman will pick you apart
A box full of suggestions for your possible heart
But you may be offended and you may be afraid
But don’t walk away, don’t walk away"

Hi I'm a kidnapper

and I keep a blog

did I really just spend that much money?!

I just bought a cell phone and it cost $189. it would have been free had I signed up to the sprint plan for 2 years. the funny thing is I've been a sprint customer for the past four or five years...why don't they reward that?...oh wait that's right cell phone business is all about acquisition not retainment...guess I should go and activate my damn expensive phone or something...ugh.

gee

this band doesn't rip off anyone do they?...lame.

you can't be grind if you have an MIT website.

I hate batteries

so yesterday my watch's battery went kaput.

this follows a week tirade with my cell phone whose samsung-iness has decided that it can't hold a charge for longer than five seconds worth of a call. thursday was the worst though. I called my wife, it hung up on her. i called her back, it dropped the call. over and over again. I need a new phone, what kind should I get? any suggestions?

I sure am tired

a long day indeed, I'm tired and need some Z's...but sadly I hang my head not in despair but in delightful slumber...damn I haven't been this tired in a loooooong time...weak to the max...this frat guy needs some beauty sleep! :)

more reasons I'm glad Reagan is worm fodder

see today's myGoogle quote:

"How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."

Ronald Reagan

why was the Israeli embassy warned ahead of the London blasts?

there's a report that the Israeli embassy in London was warned ahead of the blasts in London...why were they warned and not the citizenry?...if Scotland Yard knew of the attacks but didn't do enough to stop them, then can we consider them complicit in the attacks? of course it only benefits the suffering government officials politically since terrorists attacks are key on the distraction level...I'm certain the G8 summit will now spend more time and effort discussing terrorism and colonizing the Middle East with fascist fake democracies and further work to privatizing and globalizing the third world...between Sandra Day O'Connor and these attacks, it's been a shitty news week...but there's a bright spot, a bunch of Internet rumor mills from the Hill are circulating that Karl Rove may be indicted soon...now let's the rejoicing begin!...that is, unless you're an emo kid...

industrialized recipes

wow, recipes contributed by lovers of one of the greatest industrial bands on the planet

the puppy posters

these are pretty rad as is this

When API's strike!

check out seattle!

simulate a universe

scientists simulated the universe recently...unfortunately the site was slashdotted so it'll be another couple of days before I can actually see it...damn you nerds!

sad earth day

next earth day will be sad since Gaylord Nelson is no more:



...more

the pseudo-evil empire

yeah and tom cruise is fucking running it:



watch out Yoda...

I dub thee dumb

thankfully someone takes the time to write guidelines for the news

money quote regarding reading obituaries:

"NO DISRESPECT TO THE DEPARTED IS INTENDED; RATHER, EDITING OBITS FREES UP MORE TIME FOR NEWS & EDITORIALS. ALSO IT'S AN "EQUALIZER": A RICH PERSON WITH A PAID OBITUARY WITH EXHAUSTIVE DETAIL GETS NO BETTER TREATMENT THAN SOMEONE OF LESSER MEANS.

IF UNSURE ABOUT PRONUNCIATIONS, SAY THE NAME AS BEST YOU CAN --LISTENERS FORGIVE A BUTCHERED PRONUNCIATION IF IT'S DONE WITH A QUESTIONING INFLECTION, FOLLOWED BY A SPELLING.

TRY HARD NOT TO LAUGH AT "FUNNY" NAMES. SURE, YOU'RE HUMAN (AND SOME LISTENERS WOULD WANT TO SNICKER TOO) BUT IT'S RATHER DISRESPECTFUL."

yesterday and today

yesterday I and my wife did some spring-summer cleaning and got rid of five giant bags of clothing...yes we gave it to Goodwill...tax deductions baby, plus like doing the right thing is always good...we gave it to a guy named Caeser who looked like a woman...but he was nice with or without bitch tits...I finally got a chance to see the Arturo Gatti v. Floyd Mayweather fight...I've never seen such an impressive one-sided fight in my life...mayweather crushed Gatti...yes I love Floyd, he's great, I love his boisterous posturing and the fact that he can back it up with his insanely fast flurries and five, six, and seven punch combinations...sure it wasn't a Gatti versus Mickey Ward type of excellence but I don't care...he pounded on Gatti till he looked like a beat-up version of Benicio del Torro with those swollen eyes...today I fixed (along with my father-in-law) our bedroom closet that had broken and was all jacked up...I'll be putting away some of my CDs too and watching a movie I think...I'm very tempted to go drive out to get some Kababs but that seems extreme especially considering that it could be closed...I need to run and do some errands though for sure...so taste it ya shizz!

I hate the fourth of july

I seriously can't stand this useless holiday of dumb...what it is: an excuse to blow shit up and seriously ram flags up one another's asses in the name of false patriotism...want to be a real patriot? go fucking send something to a soldier, talk to a veteran about the horrors of war, run for office, or shit, VOTE.

then again I don't like any holidays...they're fake and dumb and typically wrapped and encircled with posh commercialism...but I would love to BBQ today if the weather holds...

poo of doom

wow

my hot wife needs...

a sweet pair of these...yum.

get the new Def Leppard album and save Africa!

so last night we watched our Tivo'ed footage from MTV on Live 8...to be sure there were some great performances, unfortunately our attention deficit friends at MTV decided that they would cut off most of the good performances...but damn if they didn't give Snoop Dogg or Mariah Carey some favored cuts...what kind of asshole cuts off Pink Floyd!?! seriously, that's lame...Madonna makes me sick, holding this African lady's hand meanwhile blingin' it out with a diamond "M" necklace probably worth enough to feed half of Ethiopia's population for a week...and I seriously doubt that Mariah Carey knows that Africa is a continent and not a country...let's see MTV also cut off Keane, Coldplay playing "Bittersweet Symphony" with the Verve's singer, and continuously aired ridiculous commercials for Def Leppard's new CD and all this other shit that showed how dumbly corporate and commercialized America is...puke. but damn if Pink Floyd wasn't impressive!

as I await...

my in-laws getting their act in gear so we can freakin' eat dinner...I sit and listen to the Mew CD that lamarocket ironically hooked me up with on the same day I bought it at amazon.co.uk and am totally blown away...I love bands like this that perfectly capture melody and harmony and somehow seem to actually own it...it's odd, I think some of the bands that I've really gotten into these last few months are so ridiculously melodic...even the metal bands...Explosions in the Sky, Mew, newest Darkest Hour...all of them are so unbelievably amazing at writing rad melodies...I think great vocals are just so unbelievably difficult to do now...I hear what some bands manage to do and am stunned...I certainly remember a time thinking that my weak ass efforts at singing melodies weren't half bad, but shit there are singers that hands down are incredible...I think what I always liked about singing was writing lyrics...I'd still love to be in a band as a singer but I don't think I have enough talent to sing great harmonies or at least I'd have to practice a hell of a lot first...practice today was great, I didn't even feel like I screwed up all that much...today feels like sunday and it's great that it's not and that I have two more days off before I have to climb back into the sewage known as my job...cool we got the call, the in-laws are almost home and ready to be jive turkeys

christians cry foul at the lincoln memorial

wow, Christianity if you believed some of its extremists sure doesn't have any power huh? but this just goes too far...ugh.

thanks for ruining my weekend, bitch

O'Connor just said she's going to retire...man Bush is going to get to put in two fascists...ugh...