so rightwing blogs are funny

I saw this post on this ridiculous blog...then I make a comment but I get told that "Your comment has been received. To protect against malicious comments, I have enabled a feature that allows your comments to be held for approval the first time you post a comment. I'll approve your comment when convenient; there is no need to re-post your comment. Return to the comment page"

so I think it's kind of funny that such a pro-America blog would be so against free speech and discourse...but here's what I had to say in case you know, my comments are "malicious":

"yeah, gee, a stunning portrayal of a lack of credible intelligence here my friend! *yawn* just what america needs, a person who supports the war! way to support the ever-evolving rationale behind a war that destabilizated a nation. good job. how radical! protest warriors, is that similar to when football players call their game "a war"?...but really what ARE you thanking Bush for exactly?...he didn't serve in any war, he distanced himself from veterans when his administration rips their VA hospitals budgets and lowers pay for military...so you're basically thanking a man for screwing over the army you're pretending to support...good job...out

J-Sin"

noting that at the time of my post there was exactly no posts that were negative or anything other than a pat on the back...I imagine, I'm to be considered malicious...weak and yet deafeningly hiliarious...

scientists map genes of chimp

incredible!...I wonder how people who still believe that evolution is a myth would react knowing that it's research like this that helps cure diseases and helps instill preventative medicine?...it's science that built the television, the internet, and the radio, all of which ironically are being used by the anti-science movement to brainwash people into buying into the biggest swindle of the world...it's all good to believe in god but to be so blindly stupid about it, is just crazy...you ever believe that god created matter and energy as part of the beginning of time as I do or you believe in some half-baked notion that the world's over a few thousand years old and half the population was made with part of a rib...I mean, really

eerie morning

this morning was very eerie...even my cats looked at me pensively this morning one with her arm outstretched and paw with each little finger and claw outstretched as far as could be...I stepped outside into the humidity and hot air and noticed how calm and still everything was...as if it was the eye of the storm...a wretched horrid storm I might add...I walked over to my car and started my trek into work...I rode most of the way with my window down and smelled the air filled with exhaust, pollution, and hot sticky environmental phermones...I noticed the trees with their leaves upside down and the clouds whirling about the round dome of the globe much faster than normal...a slight wind picked up...and on I drove into work with a foreboding feeling throughout my soul...yesterday I figured out how to write my own RSS feeds in java and now I'm improving and expanding what I wrote yesterday...hopefully the day goes well and shudders away the foreboding feeling of doom that consumed me at 7am...

got to love 'merica

when the shit hits the fan we american's make sure we're poised to profit from suffering...I read one account that said that hurricanes make jobs...wow...bet that quote came from one of those moral value republicans huh?

I love DNS that propagates fast

check out my site for my brooding label...yeah it needs content but whatever...like five minutes and all my DNS got propagated out!

just a friendly reminder

I hate five bucks

attention! attention!

blow a bubble for bubblegum music!...

hello gary

hello...the whole world is saying hello...

mike tyson does jenna

I don't believe this...especially since this guy says so...he got the ashanti thing right after all...

this video is mint

Mint Royale's video for their "Singin' in the Rain" (yes that song) is pretty incredible...

ridiculous

Copeland is a ridiculously good band...be sure you worship them...

tell him that you hate him

because I did...NEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDD! seriously, this guy I hate him.

nintendogs

yes I have nintendogs stickers and swag...get it while you can from me...

have your myspace band play on coachella!

this spells trouble

the spread of the internets

so this morning I get an email from some site owner that looks suspiciously like spam...said email says that some article on my site has been linked on theirs and that I should add their link to my site...there's an approval process though you see...so I get to type in the link that has their link and all...well their site is one of those big link farm, fake content type of things...that of course has ads on it...but they urge others to link to increase their own popularity...but the amazing thing was it's all totally automated...when I go to their site and just try to hit the approve button without adding their link anywhere, in the background their site does a GET for whatever link I put in their link-back field and when it discovers I haven't added it...in REAL TIME they give me an error...pretty spiffy huh?...it does an automated email to me, automatically adds an "on hold" link in their system, does a real time look-up during the approval process, and no doubt also does some real-time grab for content...the internets however as a whole suffers because the content isn't really useful...it's just for ad revenue...and that's how Google makes billions...insanity I tell you.

watch out punk is coming

get your punk tattoos into your wish list today...don't be a shot up suge knight bitch...like you're looking from above or if you don't know how to look at all because you don't have the sick and twisted idea of morality in your head...but indeed, what are we going to do now?

I hate this fucking guy

seriously I fucking hate him corpsegrinder should eat his fucking balls for breakfast.

I've got noodles on my back

oodles of noodles

am I scared

that I might somewhat agree with the donald? yes.

but it's proof positive that the business community and the conservative crowd are starting to see the light of alternative fuels. we need to do this asap.

if I still skated

I'd be buying this board fo' sure...

anyway you want it

myspace never fails to surprise me

red state. blue state

I think this sums it all up

no more BS

protect yourself against crazy rightwing nonsense...and while you're at it, check out JMU's wacky map

as the fascists take over the country

and people wondered why I was against the rave act...does this look like police to you?...not unless they all wear fatigues and body armor with automatic weapons to break up a rave party...for more...remember they're trying to strip our freedoms away people...

right-wingers have nothing to stand on

I'm glad that someone found this scumbag's information...what a turd.

I hate thirty bucks

I got gas this morning on the way to work...spent a little over $31 on eleven gallons of gas...according to my calculations, Amoco just got a cool $1000 in tax breaks from my transaction alone thanks to the newly signed Energy Bill...don't worry America, go back to sleep...you know it's pretty fucked up when Rafael Palmeiro's steroid case gets more time in Congress and the press than billion tax breaks for oil companies who make billions in profits quarterly...

busy weekend

when christian death results in baseball

Christian Death's drummer wrote a book...interesting...

chicago-back

I'm back from our long weekend in Chicago...actually I was back last night but didn't feel like posting about it until just now...We arrived in the middle of the day at O'Hare Airport, the busiest airport in the world...and of course it lived up to that as our plane didn't depart for 30 mins because of an FAA-mandated delay (boo!)...our hotel was pretty awesome but they screwed up my special surprise for the wife...we were to arrive and find a bottle of champagne (not the $9.99 Korbel stuff that I like mind you! haha) and some chocolate-covered strawberries (yes, just like Pretty Woman, I know I just lost 1,000 metal points for that)...but unfortunately they didn't charge my credit card correctly or something so I was called by the front desk and asked to come down and pay cash to the delivery dude...so that ruined the surprise portion...then they brought up the bubbly without the strawberries (fuckers) so that kind of sucked but the wife promised me that it was intent rather than deliver that mattered or whatever...after several blocks of walking about and getting a gander at the city we went to Gino's East Pizza which promised to be Chicago's top pizza joint...and boy did it deliver...we ordered a medium (was only six slices but they were HUGE) cheese pizza and were told that it would take a staggering 40 minutes to cook...so we sat back and talked and drank a couple of beers...the place had people's scrawlings all over it sort of like that Spanky's restaurant near JMU that had the same thing...funny and different artwork adorned the walls (check out Miss Piggy as the Mona Lisa!)...we went back and drank our champagne and went to sleep...On Saturday we went to Millennium Park which was fantastic and so intriguing as it's set near Lake Michigan and surrounded by fascinating architectural achievements downtown...nearby we walked to Grant Park...then we walked on over to Michigan Ave and did some shopping...boy am I blown away by the crazy shit that women buy...all these wacky (and in my opinion ugly) clothes and bags and whatnot but hey that's why I swing a bat with my two balls right? and that's also why I wear $5-10 pants...then we headed to the Navy Pier (yeah a Navy setup in the Great Lakes? weird I know) and it started to rain...then it poured...and we were about 2 miles from our hotel (maybe it was less but it was a LOT of walking)...so we headed back...and it continued to rain...I was soaked, the wife was soaked...that was fun but it was pretty ridiculous...later we went to a pub when the weather cleared up and chatted for a while...still later we headed to a sports pub where we caught the Red Sox playing the White Sox and found the locals to be quite friendly even though we were rooting for the wrong team...the bar owner was there and was quite friendly (as were all chicagoans)...speaking of the natives we could easily tell who was a tourist...we just looked at their waist line...and speaking of waist lines, I was witness to the longest ass crack in the world...seriously this girl who was walking with either her dad or her lover (it's not allowed to be a boyfriend or husband when you have a butt crack that dangerous to society!)...her pants were drooping as they do these days and rather than a big thong (with Turd Blossom embroidered on it) hanging out, it was just an anus trail...seriously the longest one ever because her pants weren't hanging THAT far down...it was nasty and I never want to see that again but she should have been awarded a medal...the next day we flew back and weren't handed the crappy taxi ride that we got coming in, this one only last about 10 mins or so was much much cheaper...of course our flight was delayed on the tarmac by a cool half hour but it was a smooth and safe ride back--we even saw our part of I66 from above on the descent...very neat

today found us going to the old Best Buy and finally doing what we wanted to do once both of our cars were paid off (and before we have kids!), that is to buy a big ass television...we got a Samsung 56" DLP TV...whoohooo! it gets delivered Weds and boy if I can't wait...it wasn't that bad of a deal and we got to get it interest-free for two years so we should have it paid off in a few months if we pay $200 / month on it...

also before we left we found out one of the wife's bridesmaids got engaged in Hawaii no less...memo to dudes: stop being romantic it only means you have to top yourself later plus it makes it hard on other dudes...fuckers!

pictures from the trip to come soon...hopefully work won't be too crazy for me this week, I'm still on vacation mode...

chicago-bound

me and the wife are headed to chicago today for a long fun weekend...we're staying at this hotel that totally looks like it's for illicit affairs...I'm pretty excited to go to a totally new city and explore it...should be a fun weekend though I'll miss my crazy cats...

when Mir and Google collide

my google word of the day:

nugatory: insignificant; also, ineffectual.

my band's song title:

nogart.

I dunno...pretty close....

turd blossom

Dear wife, I will be buying you one Turd Blossom thong.

I hope you enjoy.

Love,

The Husband

I hope my kids read

the Hardy Boys...those books were the best.

drat on you shoes!

my shoelaces come untied way too much with my new shoes...so I just keep on, keeping 'em on.

hear my band

My band recorded a tune, it's called temporarily (gotta love garageband) "Song One"...download our mp3...shut up about fugazi...I know they have that title already...let me know what you think about this rough ass recording that doesn't feature our singer but makes carbomb sound very guitar god-like...

four?!

I don't often do stuff like this but given the number I got I couldn't resist...

You Are the Individualist

4 You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself. You are creative and dreamy... plus dramatic and unpredictable. You're emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt. Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel.

What number are you?

and now for bed

now I'm done with work for the day (yes I realize it's almost midnight) I think I can relax and chill...really, that's not work safe, so it's a good thing I saw this at home.

your christ is a dollar

if you support Dubya

a phrase everyone should use

"Lick my sack"

it pretty covers all the bases don't ya think?

new york city?!

get a rope...or get a conference, since I was just invited to attend a two-day usability conference up there all expenses paid...hot diggity!...I hope I have to wear a suit...actually I don't hope that, but I do hope that I get my own hotel room! yeehaw!

so this morning I woke up and couldn't fall back asleep at 4am, then as it turned out my alarm goes off three hours later and I turn it off only to fall back asleep...I wake up 45 minutes later and still somehow am able to get to work before 9am...how crazy

you don't see jews doing this...

or muslims for that matter...

but global warming doesn't exist!!!!

when we realize that Mother Nature doesn't like oil and greenhouse gases?

billy idol called...

oh snap:

"Aniston also hasn't lost her sense of humor. On Pitt's recently dyed blond hair, she says, 'Billy Idol called -- he wants his look back.'"

it has been determined (part 1)

After careful consideration and consultation with god, it has been determined that men who believe in virgin births are no longer allowed to drive with anti-choice bumper stickers on their cars. This includes the "Smile Your Mom Chose Life" sticker and the "Every time a child dies" one. Men do not have a vagina and thusly will not know what it is like to carry a zygote or embryo. Furthermore, god has said that if you believe in a virgin birth your knowledge of his wizardry with our bodies is arcane and not all together and thusly your opinions should be resigned to such luminious determinations as who makes the best sugar cereal, what would happen if you pee in an electric socket, and if fairies really do leave money for teeth.